Hey, Snotface!

Yeah, you! You know who I'm talking to! Happy Birthday. I wish I could be there to celebrate it with glitter, ribbon, and glue, but oh well. I'm there in spirit. Girl, you and I have had our ups and downs. We probably have the most interesting "How we met" story EVER. But we got over that, and now we're like sisters. We are more alike than I think either of us want to admit to, but I'm ok with that. I miss you, and wish we were closer. We will have to plan a retreat soon! (Ahem, there is that one in Myrtle in February...hint hint). Here's to "Love you bunches", luggage carts, natural disasters, pumpkin painting, coffee, squirreling nursing home calls, "Do you both really have the same name...first and middle?", shopping in slippers, the McDonalds drive thru (The ambulance fits, I swear it!)...all tied up with ribbon and sprinkled with glitter.
Have a good one, girl